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Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

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The Pork

1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.

Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"

Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"

by Macleeeee August 20, 2011

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Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

by furrywall June 17, 2011

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Pork

When you decide to poke someone with a fork in the neck at an Italian event.

" She just porked her so hard she had to go to the hospital!"

by Alecksss February 21, 2017

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Pork

1. Muslim Kryptonite

2. China Magnet
3. The forbidden meat
4. Meat

Pork needs to be cooked fully or Trichinosis go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

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porked

What Dave did to Shay at a hotel! I porked her hard!

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by Detroitfucking March 5, 2014

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Pork

A godly substance, commonly referred to as, "The Substance".

Oh my god... it's Pork.

by PencilLeadHead July 7, 2018

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