Reading

"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners

Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"

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reade

You are a reade if you are kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.

Wow he’s clearly a reade! He’s suave.

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readed

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

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Reading

A lifeless suburban upper-middle class town 10 minutes outside of Boston full of snobby parents and teenage stoners everywhere who drive around and listen to dave matthews all day. Weekends are full of random houses and woods to booze in for fun and lots of cops who have nothing better to do but catch you.

"yo, i'm from reading, lets go on a blunt cruise and hit up jordans furniture for ice cream after, sound chill?"

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Reading

Home of emos, punks,goths, and lots (and I mean LOTS) of stoner grunge kids. Bad shopping,no music scene,basically the suburban version of London.
Also,lots of snobby rich kids who are *down* with grindie and worsip Alex Turner,even though they've never set foot on a council estate in their lives.
Strangely chav free town.Rumours persist they were hunted down and burned in a 1800s' style way.

Reading:Suburbia in denial.
"Wow,look at that seven year old kid smoking pot and rocking out to Velvet Underground CDs! He's a PRO,man!"

"Let's go to Reading!"
"Meh..."

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Read

When u read a book

What’s he doing

Oh he’s reading a book

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read this

get...

Just read this
ok
so
uhh
get
GET RICKROLLED

rickrolled

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