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To break something/someone very bad.
*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"
ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.
a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.
Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.
Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.
When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.
I schlumped Walter and Harbert
When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.
Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.
Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping
“To schlump.”
Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.
*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”
*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”
*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”