Schlawg

Often more recently used as a synonym for “Dawg”, which is a slang for the word “bro”. Some similar words to Schlawg are Zawg, Dawg, Flawg, and Blawg.

“Schlawg really just took my sandwich.”

“Nah, Schlawg doesn’t pay his bills. That’s crazy”

“I love when Schlawg said “It’s Schlawgging time!” And Schlawgged all over the place.”

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Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

Gurney

Gurney - ɡɝ .ni
- A word that, if you say it too fast, too much, sounds like a very widely known racial slur (the N-word).

Commonly used to prank friends to say the N-word

Guy 1 - “Hey you! Say gurney 10 times fast!”

Guy 2 - “Uhh ok, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney.”

Guy 1 - “Haha! Listen care What you just said!”

Guy 2 - “ Aww come on, go fuck yourself.”