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wen you have a itchy patch in ur nether region
wen u do this:
put ur hands dwn ur pants nd scratch
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when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks
excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs
the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)
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Like omg I totally have scrotch rotch after eating all that tuna salad and having unprotected sex with that guy!
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(Verb) To scratch one’s crotch area, generally in public.
“Kevin - stop scrotching yourself in front of me”
“Dean - you’ve got excessive scrotch-burn, I’ll need to refer you to a specialist”