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The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.
Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.
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Something you say when you forget something or get mad
I just lost the game "shit dick nigger!"
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A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.
/r/ shitting dick nipples plz kthnx
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an act similar to that of the standard shit dick, but instead, in this case the male has diarhea and having the sloppy feces go all over the toilet. for this act to result, the man must also drop a rather large-in-mass turd, causing the diarhea from earlier in his defication to backsplash on his penis. this resembles a shit dick but with sloppy, wet poo instead of water that backsplashes.
i ate a lot of chineese food the other night, had diarhea and got a major shit dick supreme.
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When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.
Oh man I gave a girl the flaming shit-dick last night, shit was so cash.
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while screwing a girl in the ass, she accidently shits on your dick. then you pull it out and yell: i'm Rick James bitch as you stick it in her mouth.
that bitch done shit on my dick again so this time i yelled that i was rick james bitch, and shoved it in her mouth and made her clean it up.
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Whenever a companion of yours recieves anal pleasure from his partner then recieves oral pleasure with globs of shit on their dick but that lady does not mind besides its her shit to begin with.
Ben: DUDE! Guess what Sarah did to me the other day??
Alex: What?
Ben: SHE GAVE ME A SHIT DICK BLOWJOB!
Alex: ew
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