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erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure
Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?
JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"
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A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.
Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...
The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.
I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
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The testicles.
"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"
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The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful
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An unabashed American patriot.
Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.
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