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A gay homeless man Who loves Dating woman’s with brothers so they can try to Sneak in there brothers bedroom Closets at night. So they can rip there close off for the fun of it
I got stock last night in my own home.
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When you die from total BS in Smash Bros and your homie's like,"Don't worry, homie stock," and jumps off the platform to their death to even the amount of stocks to what it would be if the BS were not to occure
"DUDE! THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT! I CLIPPED THROUGH THE STAGE!"
"Don't worry buddy, Homie Stock."
*dies
"Thanks homie."
"Non problem homie."
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Basically in layman's terms a pro stock is a hack, Someone who makes it through their career with little knowledge or common sense of the task which they are getting compensated to do.
This person is often preoccupied with the weekends partying scene on their mind on a Monday
This individual also may not possess his own tools use a laborers as if that were their own .
Can't believe joe gets paid to com to work, he's always borrowing Jose's tools , what a Pro Stock
Gloryhole stock a country music festival chugheads drink from gloryhole while Blake Shelton sing how sweet gloryhole
Gloryhole stock tickets on sale
Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.
I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...
The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
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A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
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