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When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and release
I accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.
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When a man ejaculates over the sholder blades of his sexual partner, then quickly places the linen sheet over the sholder blades on his cum, goal is that the linen sheet sticks on the sholders. Now when the sexual partner gets up, he/she has a superman cape. JUST AMAZING AND MAGICAL :)
Omg, Daniel supermaned Caroline last night. She still has her cape on. :)
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(Smoking habbit) The act of taking a bit drag out of a joint ,holding the smoke in your lungs and passing it on only to release the smoke out when the joint comes back to you. (Everyone has to do it, gets harder as the group grows.)
*There are also "easier" challanges which are similar:
-WondeWoman : taking two drags and then pass.
-Robin: (the gay option) taking three drags and then pass.
-Yo guys, I've only got one joint so lets make it a Superman
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When your drunk and jump off a ledge with the belief you can fly
Matt was drunk and supermanned off the porch thinking he was fgonna fly
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The man every kids pray during the first minutes of a school class so the teacher won't make it to the class. There is always a lot of suspense during these first minutes, we don't know when the answer to our prayer will take form. But when it is confirmed that the reaper won't be there, everybody explode in a fountain of joy, screaming "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!", and singing "Celebration time", a classic by Kool and the gang, while everybody cum in their pants.
You know, I'm not very faithful but... If you hear me superman, help me!
(Vous savez, ch'pas très croyant mais... Si vous êtes là superman aidez-moi!)
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A superhero that wears glasses for his disguise without anyone knowing that he is superman. He is not so super considering a green rock is his weakness.
Really Superman?! A green rock?!
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To start off two naked dudes sit doggy style on the bed with their butts towards you. You then turn on soulja boy crank that and wait for it to say "superman." You then stick both fists straight out and proceed to launch your self towards their assholes. Mid air your fists stick straight in and you are completely off the ground.
Me and my two college roommates were attempting supermaning when my fists got stuck in their asses when the RA came in.
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