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Varsity Retards

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.

Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.

by clarksd September 18, 2006

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ass party varsity

A porn video consisting of fat band geeks fucking in a circle

The clarinets got together and watched Ass Party Varsity last night.

also: Junior Ass Party Varsity

by Monsignore O'Brien October 3, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


UVA Varsity Athlete

The epitome of perfection in both mind and body.

Notable UVA Varsity Athletes
Tiki Barber (football)
Ryan Elliott (soccer)
Alecko Eskandarian (soccer)
Ryan Zimmerman (baseball)

I thought he was just another dumb sports guy, then I found out he was a UVA Varsity Athlete...he probably got a better SAT score than I did.

by VirginiaSoccerFan February 7, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Varsity Fan Club

1. boy "band" group of unknown reject Abercrombie models who lip synch to songs.

2. Gay!

Girl 1: Have you heard of varsity fan club?

Girl 2: Who?

by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 14, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Varsityism

The idea where one thinks he is better than his friends just because he is on varsity. This results In him ignoring his friends for upper class men. This condition tends to get very annoying very quickly.

Wow ever since Dylan got moved up to varsity he has been a real dick... Ya I know he caught a bad case of varsityism!

by Caseygway March 9, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know

did you hear about varsity football?

by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 22, 2021


varsity lock

Someone who is definitely going to make varsity next season.

"Jeff is a varsity lock did you see how much playing time he gets"

by toop223 October 21, 2023