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A most foul smelling fart that can peel paint from the walls, cause women to faint, small children and animals to die, and clear entire stadiums.
Man, that burrito I ate last night made me drop some WMD's , weapons of mass destrution. Done cleared out the village.
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Singular of weapons of mass destruction.
Iraq has a weapon of mass destruction.
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The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.
Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*
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A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.
Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.
Come on. Do I really need to give one?
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What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.
"im going to use my Weapons Of Ass Destruction."
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Today's bad TV programming.
Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.
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Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)
A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.
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