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The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.
Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
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Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)
NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.
GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.
GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.
* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined
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A yellow crusty residue that resembles that of a dried spray cheese, commonly found on the gooch or shaft, of the male genitalia and is the result of low personal hygiene.
Peter get your disgusting wiener cheese away from me.
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the phrase someone shouts as they stick their finger in someone elses mouth, horizontally.
kurt: *YAWN*
ian: ..."bobbo's wiener!" *sticks finger in kurts mouth*
kurt: "ack! ugh!...dick!"
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A lightweight description of the often increased need for direct and sustained penile stimulation sometimes required in order to have sex as we age.
Hey there, my amazing lover, how about a little wiener work first?
1) The deadliest illness of World War I, estimated to have caused up to 40% of all American casualties in the war.
2) Burying, or "bunkering" your wiener inside a woman, usually in the vaginal region.
3) Jerking it into your best friends shoe as an act of revenge, but in the process receiving athlete's foot in your genital region (also known as "crotch rot").
1) "Mark contracted bunker wiener from his great-grandfather that recieved the illness during WWI."
2) "Jon enjoys using his bunker wiener skills with the lovely ladies down the hall."
3) "William decided to play a joke on his room mate and instead recieved an unfortunate case of bunker wiener."
4) "Neil is a bunker wiener!"