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A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.
We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!
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Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.
Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.
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When a janitor jizzes in your hair.
I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.
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wiping in the floor with someone, as in kicked there ass
i just mop & glo'd that tron
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Licking a girls pussy that is shaved. Similar to munching carpet, however the "carpet" is removed!
Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!
Guy: Hey baby can I munch your carpet?
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE
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A chocolate mop is when you have diarrhoea and you are about to shit and right before you burst, your partner penetrates your tight arse (with a dick or dildo) and as they’re thrusting you just let it loose.
Bill - Hey, did you guys chocolate mop last night?
Jason - Yeah man! You should have seen that shit, went all over the place. Had to call clean up on isle 9
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Swallowing semen at the end of a blow job.
The term originated on the LOGO Show, Rick & Steve.
Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .
So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
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