Random
Source Code
Random
When you get checked out by a MILF
Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.
5👍 1👎
The old chick who totally rocks her slutty Halloween costume.
Did you see Freddy Cougar all over that poor kitten? He stood no chance.
5917👍 6346👎
A top of the line car made by mercury. Sadly, the car was discontinued in 2002 for bad sales, but it's still considered a classic. The new cougars look far better than the ones in the 90s', and look better than most cars period. Definetly a head-turner. Also, this thing is FAST so be careful.
"Hey man you wanna race my honda civic?"
"Uhhh.... you mean against my mercury cougar?"
"yeah dude"
"Wait your serious right?"
"yeah"
"Pffffff dude you should be bowing down to me kissing me feet not asking me to race you punt lil' car"
"yes boss sorry"
"ah its great having a cougar"
45👍 36👎
A old cougar who is also a whore or hore
That old lady is sucha Cougar Horse!
7👍 3👎
one who is ancient and sneaks about preying on much younger musicians.
Get that cougar nuts out of here!
Skeet: Where's cougar nuts?
Ron: She's giving our guitarist a Cleveland Steamer.
7👍 3👎
- noun, plural -gars, (especially collectively), -gar
1. The single most terrifying creature ever to exist.
2.Created in a Iowa State University laboratory, bio engineered to depopulate deer from corn fields, the corn cougar has been the cause of several children's death since being released into the wild.
3. A sexually active (50-63 year old) woman who stalks the rows in search of youthful field workers.
News anchor: We'll take you to Ottumwa, Iowa now, where a corn cougar carrying around the intestines of a 5-year-old Ottumwan girl was shot dead in a field this afternoon. We go to Tom for more. Tom?
Tom: This is no aroused housewife with a sweat fetish, folks. The beast of all beasts has struck again.
Gardangit, all this corn pluckin' makes me horny. You seen any corn cougars aroun' here, Chuck?
8👍 4👎
This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
31👍 25👎