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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.

Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.

by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014


Jolly Factor

The happiness level of a party or person based on the amount of drinks they've had.

Did you see how high the jolly factor went after Donny found the liqueur cabinet?

Haha look at that guy, he's wasted.
Ya, his jolly factor's out the window right now.

by Turlook September 19, 2009


The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.

Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.

by masteryt February 29, 2012


PG Factor

To wear an oversized watch in public, especially in places where it might be harmful, such as an airport or a soccer field

Man, he got a sick PG Factor. Paul, take off your watch

by Putdateamonmyback April 20, 2011


Love factor

The 2-4 point jump on the 1-10 attractiveness scale your partner gets when you've fallen for them. You know you're in love when all the sudden your partner has gone from a solid 7 to a 9.

Guy 1 : " Dude, I think I'm in love."
Guy 2 : " Why?"
Guy 1 : " I used to think my girlfriend was a solid 7, now when I look at her she's a 9!"

Guy 2 : " Yeah she's got you with that love factor, man.

by A lightswitch December 22, 2016


potato factor

The scale on which you rate your computer's ability to do computer functions or play games. Usually something most of your friends in the PCMR forget to take into account.

Friend: "Dude, how are you rubber-banding in rocket league? You have a ping of 2?!"
You: "You've obviously forgotten the potato factor"

by ThisFuckerHasDefinitions December 14, 2016


Akeem factor

When someone's microphone sounds really bad and they are inaudible.

My friends walmart mic has such a bad akeem factor

by Monkay_Maniac January 11, 2021