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Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.
Dan: How did it go with that girl?
Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.
When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.
Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.
I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!
No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress
Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.
Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.
There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.
When you smoke too much Ganjah and wake up the next morning feeling like your brain was shoved in a frying pan then put in the oven. to cure drink coffee or light another one up.
guy 1: Dude my head feels fucked man
guy 2 : You got a Jamaican hangover man
guy 1 : fuck man how do i fix it man
guy 2 : *passes bong and cup of coffee* smoke up and drink up.
a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.
My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!
Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".
"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."