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After anal sex, the act of dipping one's testicles into partner's anal cavity and coating the scrotum in fecal matter.
And, after desired coating is achieved, then placing said testicles into partner's mouth.
"So while I was balls deep in Kimberly's ass last night, I figured I may as well follow it up with a Kentucky fondue. Her breath still smells. I'm never calling her again."
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Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).
"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."
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A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.
Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.
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In a college setting, when two couples compete in having sex in the same room. The bed must rock like you're riding a horse. The couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have "finished."
"Hey man! Who won the Kentucky Derby last night?"
"It was close, but I beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!"
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A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.
Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!
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Usually found in the state of Kentucky, but may happen near you. It is the act of your sister using your boner for leverage while she is licking your asshole.
I had raging morning wood after breakfast so my sister gave me the Kentucky Crowbar .
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The ungratifying sexual action of plugging the female genitals with a thumb to stop bleeding.
Came about when Kentucky Ballistics, the Pro-Gun Youtuber, had an accident in which his firearm exploded and lacerated his jugular to which Mr. Kentucky then plugged his otherwise fatal accident with his thumb.
Her: "Babe I'm on my period"
Him: "I'll just Kentucky thumb it I guess..."
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