Lazy Dog

A sexual position where the giver and receiver lie on their sides and the giver enters the receiver from behind. This position can either be initiated on its own, or can begin from the Doggystyle position. When beginning from the Doggystyle position, the two dogs simply fall over on their sides.

The Lazy Dog is the first step in the modified Cave Canem. In this instance it precedes Doggystyle.

I was so tired from work, all I could do was the Lazy Dog last night.

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Lazy Susan

Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.

Because I support our troops, for the 4th of July, I picked up a vet and we did the Lazy Susan.

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Lazy Monkey

Being lazy for no reason, and on top of that not funcioning properly.

If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.

Woah! Man, you're a lazy monkey and you got a lazy monkey in your pants.

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Lazy Rape

To rape the first person you see to avoid the hassle of raping an attractive person

Karl: what did you do last night Andy?
Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.
KArl:What was she like?
Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes

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Lazy Susan

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.

I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.

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Lazy river

Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.

My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.

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Lazy Pillow

An absolute pwner,newb destroyer and basically needed on any modding site.

Lazy Pillow pwns 'whygodwhy'

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