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Montana Snow Cobra

A sexual act similar to a snowball.

Once a woman has taken a mans ejaculation into her mouth, while performing a blowjob, she holds the load in her mouth. She the. bites the mans penis and spits the ejaculation back into the mans face.

Noooobody wants to tangle with a Montana Snow Cobra!

by Beef babe April 16, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Montana Jello Cup

When you take a handful of frozen cum and smack yo "bitch" in the face with it

After we went to Subway, Cameron gave me a Montana Jello Cup, it was great!!

by GirlCock December 28, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


montana musket diver

When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.

She was all for it until I got her with the good ol’ Montana musket Diver

by ScrabbleMan123 March 28, 2020

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Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Montana Brown Cap

Erecting one's nipple, with the use of a semi-frozen, thawing piece of shit.

"After he was done, his nips were like the brown, brown caps of a Climate stricken Mountain"

"Yo' Boy got Capped"

-Not to be associated with the Montana Brown Cap reading facility for the homeless

by TheInfamousKennyJ August 20, 2009

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Montana Duffel Bag

This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.

Derek's gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home

by J :D August 28, 2008

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


montana thigh master

when the male shits onto the womans inner thigh and the woman smacks her thighs together causing the shit to go everywhere. she will continue to work out for 30 minutes three times a week.

Erma did you try that montana thigh master?

"My thighs look great but the stench is worth it", exclaimed Florence.

by shyt stain mcgee August 17, 2010

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