To put the bottom half of your dick in a woman's vagina with either, cum, vaginal juice, or condiments
"Hey bro, did you fuck Stephanie?"
"Yeah bro I gave her the New York Sub."
The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.
"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"
"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"
When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.
I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.
When you slice someone's throat in the motion of a smiley face.
"I found out who shot my friend...I gave him a NEW YORK SMILEY!!!"
When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.
I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...
A town with an abnormally large cow to person ratio.
Chris: Holy Fuck how many cows is that??
Tyler: Who cares its Vergen, New York theres to many to count.
Brookfield New York is a small hick town located in the southern eastern of madison county. It is basically populated by one family, since everyone falls in love with their brother or sister. The only thing they are famous for is their small agricultural fair, that started out as their family reunion.
“Is that guy dating his sister?”
“Yeah, they are from Brookfield New York.”