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1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
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A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.
Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.
I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
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Harry Potter is a highly critisized book read by all ages. Every time there are book releases, book signings, or movies, teenagers and children alike flood in a mob of zombie-like creatures; even going in costumes. Harry Potter shouldn't be compared to Lord of the Rings at all. They do not relate in the least; LOTR - A Epic Journey of a short guy; HP - A book about a boy who whenever he is at Hogwarts, there must always be Voldemort, or some evil at the school. Harry can never attend a normal year of school, instead, faces everything from Cerberus to a snake-man. Personally, I hold nothing against the book but my HP addict of a friend has dragged me to every book release along with movie EVER made about Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - the addiction of the 21st century
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A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.
Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.
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the name of a boy who just happens to be the star of a hit book series. meep, I would kill myself if that was my name...mnea
harry-hey!
boy 1-STFU n00b! >:O
boy 2-1 4m l337!
harry-cmon guys, dont make fun of me!
boy 1-die! and btw die!
boy 2-sorry, just..no mnea do me
harry-ok
boy 1-dang im left out
hermoiney-you can have me
boy 1-ok lets read/make out
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1.the best books ever written
2. a series of mediocre films with multiple directors adn really ot male actors
harry potter is my life!!!!
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A very interesting and well written series of books written by J. K. Rowling. They follow the adventures of a teen aged wizard at his school Hogwarts and in his fight against the evil wizard Voldemort.
Often considered to be in "fight" with Twilight; this is very stupid as they are both very different sorts of books and are not comparable in any way. However Harry Potter is better.
I have read each of the Harry Potter books seven times.
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