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When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
White pubes is about 20 minutes after you cum when your pubes get hard and they turn white, usually looks like lice, no girl wants to see white pubes
Sam I’m not sucking your dick you have white pubes
hairs that fall out of the air that have crabs on them
Ron: Hey Look a bunch of falling pubes!
When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.
Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .
When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.
Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.
When someone likes a team for a stupid ass reason.
"I like the raiders because I'm a white sox fan and they have the same colors."
"BANDWAGON PUBE!"
One who eats another's pubic hairs.
Joe was having sex with Frank all night! He ate his pubes. What a Pube Eater!
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