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Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.
Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.
Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?
Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah
When someone is completely blacked out, they can't control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. This usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car.
Person 1: Dude couldn't hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he was polite enough to form a puke canopy.
Person 2: Lucky, my buddy just chunked on my window thinking it was rolled down.
When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
When you take a sniff inside a new car and then puke after words from that new artificial leather (pleather) smell.
I got a bad case of pleather puke when I got my new car last week.
When you puke at a party and blame it on someone else.
When you puke at a party and blame it on imaginary people that just so happened to have the same dinner as you that evening.
These guys came in here and Frat Puked sushi all over the floor!
Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.
Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.