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Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors
Let's play some rock paper scissors please
When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.
Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"
Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"
*LOUD POP* *THUD*
Me: "I win."
When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:
*LOUD POP* *THUD*
When a man cums all over the scissors and sticks it GENTLY up the partners ass or vagina (make sure the there is something covering the scissors end). then the partner proceeds to suck on the scissors while jacking the male off WHILE the man fingers the woman. REPEAT UNTIL ORGASM IS REACHED!
Stev: Hey rachel wanna have som scissor sucking fun?
Rachel: What is that?
Stev: Oh you'll find out!
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A game played by 2 people (although you can play it with more if you wanna confuse everyone). The players make a fist and move them up and down and say "scissors, paper, rock", and on rock they change their hand into either a horizontal peace sign for scissors, flat for paper or keep it as a fist for rock. Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper smothers rock. Often used as a decider.
Mum: One of you kids has to mow the lawn
John: Scissors paper rock, loser mows.
Rusty: Righto.
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The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
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A game to decide any outcome.
see: chonk
Lets chonk to see who gets to smoke the first bong.
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Like a game of scissor, paper, rock but with a new hand gesture of Scomo comes to play. The Scomo just grabs the other players hand and tries to shake it without the other players consent, when the other player voices an opinion the person that plays the Scomo just walks away.
Named after Scott Morrison the Australian prime minister who during the bushfire crisis in Australia was forcefully shaking hands with upset bushfire victims without their consent for media purposes.
What's Morrison up to on the Tv? Looks like he’s playing Scissor, Paper, Scomo. again.
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