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1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.
2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.
2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.
"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out
Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way
While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit
Someone who buckles under pressure, often.
Altidore and Sasic should be renamed Mr. and Mrs. Chokes McGee.
When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)
Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!
When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:
Person 1:i think i will get the waffles
Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Person 1: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke