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To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time
To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time
Example:
"Me and my girlf
deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"
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when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs
I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.
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Everyone knows the inside of a coconut is called the meat right? Well while driving along and you just so happen to notice a white Car/ Truck/ Van/Jeep or whatever. You yell " Coconut Meat Beat" at the top of your lungs and aggressively Punch anyone near you in the shoulder. Make sure the victum of the "Coconut Meat Beat" saw the car or it doesnt count and the victum gets a free "Beat". Yes, I know there are many white cars around, but thats what makes it fun!
Coconut Meat Beat
(Howard Saw a white car)
Howard- " Cocnut Meat Beat" (Aggressively punches Frank)
Frank- "DAMNIT" I will get you next time!
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Cum, Come, Cumming, Coming, Jiz, Jizzing
He shook a Hot White Coconut from His Veiny Love Tree.
Look up look down a coconut is brown
Guy 1- were is my coconut
Guy 2-OOF ON MY TOE
8 oz milk
2 tbsp sugar
2 shots of Malibu
and couple drops of blue food color dye
Mix it all together and enjoy your tropical paradise
Hey can I have a Blue Coconut Dream
Coming right up
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When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.
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