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a new word for ill or cool using bird for fly and flu like sick so the item that the person is calling bird flu is sick and fly, which are two words that pretty much mean cool.
My Chain -Gucci Mane "My chain got pneumonia, watch got the bird flu..."
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See SARS, Avian Flu, and other BS 20/21st century media conconctions.
Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.
<2 weeks later>
Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
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Wine Flu is the illness experienced the morning after drinking too much wine the night before. The Wine Flu is most commonly spread during BBQ's,festivals, fairs, & art shows in northern California. It is spread by white or red wine drinkers. However, drinkers of other alcoholic beverages have been known to experience the symptoms of the wine flu.
so after a night of partying, my mother came to wake me and found I wasn't feeling too well. My head hurt and I was very nauseus. My mother thought I had a case of the Wine Flu.
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Basically, it's a disease you get from doing any of the following activities:
outdoor sports
blowing dandelions
unprotected sex
opening doors
protected sex
eating (especially Mexican food)
shitting
being Christian,
but more being Jewish,
status updates on Facebook,
adding definitions to Urban Dictionary,
wearing clothing,
being naked,
being healthy,
having AIDS,
having the common cold,
keeping secrets,
telling people stuff,
smoking,
walking,
not smoking,
and last but not least, getting the H1N1 vaccine.
Oh yeah, it's terminal and untreatable.
"I have swine flu." "LOL PWNED!"
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The name of the fully contracted illness brought on by coronavirus COVID-19. Since the disease is most deadly to the old, fat, and unwell the current president easily fits into the vulnerable demographic. As the same time, his vainglorious incompetence is largely responsible for the rapid increase of COVID-19 infections and cases of Trump Flu. Also known as Boomer Flu.
"I just got back from a seniors' cruise, and I feel horrible. I think I may have caught Trump Flu!"
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a karmic flu-like epidemic that plagues only individuals with high levels of pretension (in most cases, said pretensions are music-related).
The last reported outbreak occurred in San Francisco in June of 2009.
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #1: I'm working 40 hours this week at my independently-owned-and-operated fair-trade coffee shop on Valencia St this week. Not to mention the paper I have to write contrasting Sartre and Camus for my French Existentialism class. I absolutely cannot afford to contract hipster flu!
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #2: oh man, you better start listening to some Donna Summer non-ironically!
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A fatal respiratory disease caused by the Chinese Virus(SARS Cov-2) that resulted in a global pandemic, economic setback and several deaths across the globe except China where it was made and propagated to the world.
Buddy:"Did you met Mr.Xinchink Wuhan before lockdown?"
Janitor"Yeah, why?"
Buddy:"Isolate yourself ,he's having Kung Flu and people who met him are falling sick."
Janitor:"Ok buddy,thanks."
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