Ahhh fuck me daddy

When a female gets an orgasam while having “fun” and tells the male to fuck harder

Male: you like that

Female: (moaning) yeah ahhh fuck me daddy
Male*fucks harder

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fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

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Fuck me right in the pussy

A line used to interrupt television news reporters.

Reporter : 10 people were killed in a
Passerby : Fuck me right in the pussy.
Reporter : Sorry for that.

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fuck me hard daddy

A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking

Oh my god fuck me hard daddy

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Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

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Fuck me pants

Women's pants that have a zipper in the back for a quick and easy peel.

Check it out, she's wearing Fuck Me Pants!

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well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

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