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ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago
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1) Bad music.
2) Gossip
3) Scripture
These three categories cover the types of material that are toxic to the ears and minds of those that are unfortunate enough to come into contact with them. The best way to deal with it depends on which category you have been exposed to.
For category 1, locate tracks by Stereophonics or Muse, press play, crank it up to 11 and take a deep breath.
For category 2, pass the gossip along immediately, thus forcing it to exit your mind.
For category 3, get drunk and fuck someone immediately.
"I was getting a lift with Josh, but I'll be taking the bus from now on, due to the massive dose of Prince related ear poison he pumped into the car"
"Yeah, I heard about it, and I already passed that ear poison on, so I'm immune to your injection. Move it along!"
"Right, that's our weekly shot of ear poison done with until next sunday. Now let's go to Foxies and get us some whores!"
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noun. (figurative) A rubber sheath worn on the ear during a conversation to prevent an offence (a wounding of the feelings). First introduced by Lady Gaga in 2011, in her controversial song Judas.
Keep in mind that “ear condom” is to be used in the figurative sense only; do not attempt to wear a sexual condom on your ear or attempt to place one on the ear of a human (or an animal, like a pet dog).
Jameelha : What! You cheated on me with Lady Gaga! I'm going to fuck you up you son of a bitch!
Judas : I think i should wear an ear condom...
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First used by youths on the streets of sheffield UK. Used to describe when someone has an ear or ears protruding through ones hair. E.g Frequently worn by the Kings of Leon frontman Caleb Followill.
Look, that long hair has scoggers ear!
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When the sound is the focus when playing music. This doesn't necessarily mean the music is good and the lyrics could be absolute crap, it just sounds good.
Hook me up with some of that G-Unit records and some Vengaboys.
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When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.
"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"
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A tight vagina. The opposite of a wizard's sleeve
"Her ***** was so tight, it felt like I was ******* a mouse ear!"
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