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The act of stuffing your entire head inside your
own urethra.
"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"
When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason
Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"
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Errol's WifeMy Sweet Empress you been running cross my mind recently & I'm so concerned bout
you it's just a feeling we use to get bout each other & all ways went everywhere together we were never apart.I miss you so much words can never explain. You such a good woman Jah know
all the time me wish a me you did marry it still hurts,but I want you to happy.Remember how me family did love you arf,it still bring tears to my eye it tun out dem did right bout the next girl she was never right for me at all she wanted was to show off to say she have a nice looking man. She couldn't do nuttin apart from sit down a watch other people business I needed you eena life so could build together I still love you I would do anything just to hold you & wake up next to you again 💕 love you all ways
Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress
My Sweet Jamaican Empress I wonder when I'll ever you again, I love you more than words can say & maybe taking a trip up really soon 😊
Find a steep gravel road and lay on it flat stomach with your cock facing up. Have someone push you done then the gravel will tear the skin off your penis.
“How’d you get into the hospital”
“Oh I did the Jamaican bobsled”
Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash
Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce
This is how Jamaicans and other countries in the Caribbean talks
Mark: Hmng ubs s sibsa hoosb isjsb afac pum-pum wysg fhdh batty boy gesg peeg ssv bumpe dh hsbs zxbe feue lebx xgeibw
Pearl: wow mark what language is that
Mark: that’s Jamaican Creole or patwah, that how my family and friends in Jamaica speaks
Pearl: SAY WUHHHHHHHHHHHH😳😳😳😳
Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
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