A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!
Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!
A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.
Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
The name for a joint when it is being rolled by a Jamaican.
Jamaican 1: Look at Delroy ehhh!
Jamaican 2: What’s that the yardie’s lickin?
Jamaican 1: The Rasta man has a Jamaican Lollipop ehhh.
Jamaican2: D-Roy gettin’ irie.
Jamaican 1: Ahlieeee fam
When you and your girl put hot chili juice on your dick and in her pussy and then go in raw while it stings like hell and you both are in so much pain.
David: "How was your night with sophie?" Kyle: Dude it was great, we had Jamaican Sex together and it hurt like hell but it was the greatest night of my life"
The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"
Weed, Pot, Skunk, Green, Grass, Marijuana ect.
George went out with his friends to smoke some dank Jamaican spice