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Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.
I found this new Jerk and Squirt on Kendall Drive where the girls realyy take care of you.
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the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.
my boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking.
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The act of running rampid around a small four walled room while useing two hands to caresses ones lower region to point of eruption. You can rate your preformance by the ammount of white fluids that cover the wall.
Rooms such as parents room, bedroom, dinningroom, class room, principles office and jail cell are perfect examples of areas that the derk jerk would be most effective.
Bryce: Hey, what did you do last night?
Aaron: I did the Derk Jerk in my mothers room!
Bryce: Awsome im going to do that tonight in my sisters room
*High five*
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An asshole who keeps pounding you with useless bullshit. The type of person that is a pest. Societies ingrown toe nail. The idiot you meet at work, on the bus, in line at the supermarket who decides that you need to know everything about them even when you have no desire to.
"That jerk hammer would not shut the fuck up! I didn't even know him and that jerk hammer kept yapping about his sick mother and his noisy neighbors."
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Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve a larger version of the name.
Give me the remote back, you jerk-a-saur!
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Someone who is stupid or says something stupid or someone who deserves to be jerk fingered.
Gerard: Can you eats Lions
Tim: You fucking Jerk Finger
And when you call someone a jerk finger, you jerk off your left index finger then point at the person in question with the right index finger and call them a "Jerk Finger". I'ts all in the fingers.
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A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.
Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?
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