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Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.

Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".

by theartofbeingbopular June 3, 2011


Soda Standards

A ranking set list, in which guys only date 7+ rated 1-10 girls. This refers to the soda brand 7 UP.

Naw man, i have Soda standards, she's a six

by BlainerJ April 11, 2011


Grimist Standard

The belief of morality and haram friendly acts, the true world if sanctuary in a world of humans lacking humanity. Grimist Standard is the absolute belief in science, and conciousness, with the outside belief in reincarnation of the conciousness other than the mind and its memory of said conciousness. Grimist/Grimism often refer to acts such as death or the sanctity of life as metaphoric gods. The transformation of consciousness is what is know as the void and its rebirth, Time is the father of live, and the planet the mother, the star the grandparent, the universe its evolution, and the galaxy as the beginning. Grimism is a relaxed version of conservative view and the truth of real science and the beauty of history and its its darkness.

You believe in reincarnation but are defined as science and its origin of concision, you must be of a Grimist standard belief.

by (UBS) Favaro Grim March 20, 2023


Murder standard

Police sidearms

They put the murder staNdard to my head hoop my house into my pockets and fingered me

by Cody5050 January 24, 2022


European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin

European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts

by EmJayee December 11, 2018


Redmond standard time

The time zone of reference for all activities at Microsoft Corporation. Sometimes colloquially referred to as Pacific standard time or PST.

A coworker asked, “What is the time zone for our 9 AM meeting?” The manager responded, “Redmond standard time, Bill”.

by June 10, 2023


standard tackle

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standard is normal,casual,issue,standard issue,normal issue,ellie and Matt smoke pot on a mon and Friday-join us

Matt-“nose piercings are fit
Ellie-“standard tackle”

by vickett n harlett January 16, 2019