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1. When a male thrusts his sweaty scrotum into the folds of a overweight womans labia, twisting in a counter-clockwise motion 360 degrees, causing intense pleasure/thoughts of food to the fat chick. Weird!
2. When a dude drops his raging, pulsating boner, into a blender and presse "Frappe".
"Yo man, that bitch just got pork tornado'd. No wonder she is slugging back dounuts!"
"Yeah, i heard about Matt. He did the prok tornado once and now he can have no babies!"
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The pork sandwich consists of having a sexual encounter with two obese women. The pork sandwich could potentially be the end result of a long night of hogging.
Oh my god, that was the nastiest pork sandwich last night, what the hell was I thinking.
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A person of Portugese ancestry.
I went to Little Portugal and some pork chop spit in my eye.
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To eat or suck on a womans vagina
Andrew: I really enjoy eating pork
Pat: Yes its about time you did it
Andrew: Forget BBQ with Tad
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A three(or more)some involving just men.
At least one of the guys must be straight for the orgy to be considered pork barreling.
I can't believe I took part in pork barreling last night while wasted! What will my girlfriend think?!
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Fucking the dog, wasting time.
Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.
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A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.
1. 'She looked young, but when we got down to business she surprised me with her Pork Pie'.
2. 'The crust on her Pork Pie was so thick that I needed sandpaper to wipe it off, and then there was enough jelly to fill three tins of dog food... then, to top it off, when we finally got down to it, she was so saggy that the effect was akin to throwing a sausage down a hallway'.
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