Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.
You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there is no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.
A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis
Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick
when you pick pubes that get stuck in your dick hole
last night I to do some major pube plucking
When you forget to shave your coo coo and your bum hair gets hot sweaty and toasty. So your bum hair connects to your crack hair. That dingleberry transfers to a pube dingle.
"If you think dingleberries are bad, you should experience a pube dingle."
When someone likes a team for a stupid ass reason.
"I like the raiders because I'm a white sox fan and they have the same colors."
"BANDWAGON PUBE!"
One who eats another's pubic hairs.
Joe was having sex with Frank all night! He ate his pubes. What a Pube Eater!
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