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Eating the puke back out of a vagina after vomiting into it.
Chumley's girlfiend stank soooo bad, he puked while going down on her. But since he hadn't had lunch yet, he made a chum burrito of it.
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A small famous burrito shop located near Wyoming University in Laremie, that is famous for its "fat" or large burritos.
When Denny went to camp, he ate at Fat Burrito.
Reilly watched Denny eat a Fat Burrito.
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A wet burrito is a sexual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect penis before inserting it into his partner's anus. The act results in a mixture of bodily fluids - fecal matter, blood, semen, sweat, possibly urine - and hot sauce, hence the "wet burrito" name. This is usually a surprise sex act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.
You should've seen her face after that wet burrito I gave her last night. I have a feeling I'm not getting laid again for at least a week.
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Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.
Queef Burrito Example 1:
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
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You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it
fool last night i gave consuela sanchez THE BEAN BURRITO, esse
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When someone shoves a burritto in your ass and squirts its so the contents of the burritto shoot up your anus and then sew your butthole shut and then bends you over and kicks you in your ass.
"wow barney just gave betty a burrito surpreme"
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Derogatory nickname for Augie Garrido, long-time head coach of the University of Texas baseball team.
Soggy Burrito is famous for playing small ball and getting arrested for drunk driving at the cow college of austin.
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