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turd pussy

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!

"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"

by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burg

When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.

"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

41๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 1, 2004

189๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 15, 2015


Turd Beanie

The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.

Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.

by Jett Pannellius November 12, 2010


Turd Rubber

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.

She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.

by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010


GNU Turd

GNU Hurd combined with Turd to indicate crappy modified versions

ARRRGH. Another error? I'm using Linux instead of GNU Turd now.

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 19, 2022