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Winter skill issue is the phenomenon in which a person's performance in a video game is significantly worse during winter and its surrounding months, or even just cold weather in general. The causes for winter skill issue could be anything from cold hands making it more difficult to aim in a shooter game or just general discomfort in cold weather translating to worse performance.
Derived from winter + skill issue.
I dropped to Bronze 2 in VALORANT today because of winter skill issue.
I used to be #375 in OCE in April, but now I am #562 and it's July. Bloody winter skill issue.
After a male has engaged in anal sex, but before he has orgasmed, he pulls his member out and ejaculates over his partner's back, aiming for the area of the back directly above the top of the buttcrack.
Some people are freaky; some like giving Cleveland steamers, others are more a fan of the winter Texan.
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A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.
Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.
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Aka hg winter. Being a hoe over winter to a) miss peak sti transmission period, b) save on heating costs, c) be discreet cos everyone thinks you’re just staying in when you’re really getting your back blown out, and d) maximise your vitamin D intake when the days are shorter
Halloween is over. Time for hot girl winter
Occured during the winter of 2003 (middle of January - early March) on the Heroes of the Lance messageboard on GameFAQs. The nude midget hara kiri psyco marked every topic for being off topic. The rest of the crotch mullet-envying moderators came shuffling in and raped the board, deleting nearly every topic. The board was essentially dead, with 3 or 4 open topics at most. Kept from virtual board death by regular posting from five Heroes of the Lance crew members: death2nudemidgets, Dr Slinky, NES hardcore, StanStepanic, and TTRay.
The Dark Winter reached its lowest point when the board was left with just two regular posters, StanStepanic and TTRay. Hopefully, it will never be repeated again.
Hara kiri smells of orangutan feces, rotting trout, and Heinz 57
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AFI's second single off their seventh full length album "DecemberUnderground." It features the band wandering through a snowy forest during a blizzard, and slowly being separated from one another. An unidentified woman reapears throughout the video, seemingly seducing Davey. She was defined by him as "the human embodyment of hopelessness," in the making of the video.
The actual preformance of the song is featured in the snowy forest.
Nearing the end, the woman removes her hood and Davey falls backwards, breaking the ice of some body of water that he had been standing on. He stuggles to get out, pounding on the ice, but with no avail. Then the woman appears to be in the water with him, and they sink out of sight together. Implied death by drowning, obviously.
Of you're wondering what he's "saying" as he's beneath the ice, some brief reseach will reveal to you the many fan theories that have formed.
Love Like Winter has a sad, dark, edge and can only be identifyed as yet another AFI video masterpiece (produced by Marc Webb).
The making of Love Like Winter premeried while we were all at school. How shitty is that?
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A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex
Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard
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