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A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!
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The white frosting on the outside of fruit loops after having 'milked them'
p1: "omg theres cum on my fruit loops"
p2 " no dude its just fruit loop cum"
P1 " ohh ok. nom nom nom....fruit loop cum...nom nom"
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When someone fails everysingle one of his or her classes but gets to graduate anyway because he/she fucked the dean.
Me: I thought you failed all of your classes, how are you graduating?
Nick Ziegler: I'm graduating magna-cum-louda.
Me: Ahh, I see. You are a sexy man
Nick Ziegler: Yes. Yes I am.
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A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.
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The end result of a menstrualcreampie OR screwing someone till you nut blood.
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To swollow a mouth full of cum and then throw it up, only to find that when doing so, a bubble of white, sticky cum has formed from your mouth.
Yo. She blew me, and couldn't handle it... Bro... Regurgitated cum bubble.
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To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.
I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!
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