Red M&M

A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man

Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.

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ruby red bag

A stretchy piece of skin that holds a male's testicles. Or, in other words, a scrotum.

I grabbed his ruby red bag and gave it a squeeze!

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Red Tail Bandit

when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.

Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!

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Red Up

To make bleed in an act of violence

I'm gonna Red Up that fool if he doesn't stop commin around here.

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Red Velvet Pummel

The same acts described in the Hummel Pummel, only the girl receiving the head-butting is on her period.

"Yo did you totally bone your girlfriend for her birthday last night?"

"Nah she was on her period, so i gave her the Red Velvet Pummel instead"

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little red monkey

An evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta.net

"The little red monkey told me he would spare me if I helped him take over the world"

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Red Room Eyes

A term to describe the look that people(Usually characters in animated or drawn forms of media) give another person to say "I wanna murder-fuck you and then drink all your yummy red stuff~". Essentially psychotic bedroom eyes.

Dude, I'd stay away from that girl. She's always playing with the scalpels in biology class and she's giving you Red Room Eyes.

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