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The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.
Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.
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It's What You Say To Someone Who Wants To Get into You're Pants Or If There Simply Being A Dummy.
1.Hey KaeLan, Stop Being Such A little Crotch Monkey.
2. Yah, He Like Totally Slapped My Butt What A Little Crotch Monkey.
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in the wenter if you blow your nose on a dirty snot rag, useing the same one all year. when you pull it out of the top right or top left pocket and drop it on hte ground, you call that a blue monkey
i found a blue monkey in my boy friends pocket yester day... EEEEW
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when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.
im a hoe with a chick whos willing to give a fuck monkey
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Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.
Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.
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One who wears Christmas sweaters during Christmas.
You can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.
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