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24 February

second world sex day! Everyone should have sex with their partner and not only ...

example: My love is 24 February I hope you do not have a headache ...
example:Let’s fuck

by Hello kitty the blue February 24, 2022


July 24

National suck boobies day
Go grab some boobies and suck em real good

„Man I love july 24
„Why?“
„Because it‘s suck boobies day“

by Sisisigb July 17, 2021

5👍 1👎


July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

by Y0u3ef July 24, 2021


Oktober 24

October 24 is the national kick an Asians day

Today you can kick an asian

IT is oktober 24 i can kick my friend

by Jeg heter peter October 24, 2019


March 24

Fuck Your Female Best Friend Day

HUmP ME fUCk mERrE today is fuck your female best friend day March 24

by Granger December 9, 2022

1👍 3👎


March 24

National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.

Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"

by Morion December 18, 2021


October 24

Ahhh october 24, National Moldy yogurt day!!! My favorite day where we all sit down and eat a 4 month old greek yogurt. it has to be peach yogurt or u like to suck toes.

timmy: Hey Jerry!!! It’s October 24, you know what that means 😏 It’s national Moldy Yogurt day !

jerry: WOOOHOOOO MOTHA FUCKAS

by wtfwtftwft October 23, 2019