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The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."
We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.
When the GF, wife, or prostitute while wearing a strap-on is reverse-titty-fucking a man so that all he see's is her ass and meat curtains, which happens to look like a bow tie on his neck.
Dude 1: I need to lose weight.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits
When your girl reverse titty-fuck a guy. It goes without saying, the she would wear a strapon and the dude is fat enough to have tits. Needless to say, dude also get pegged on a regular basis. Her ass and meat curtains are upside-down and it looks like he is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "reverse bow tie" because the guy is who titty-fucks a girl.
Guy 1: I need to loose weight!
Guy 2: Why!
Guy 1: My girl only wants to do reverse bow tie.
Its a square knot choking mechanism that a coworker told me about.
choking then burying the 12 feet deep with cement blocks on top, for lazy murders.
Cody Gerardo: yeah I know some gay hating dude in Maine thay knows that.
Seth: Marine Brick tiesounds like standish to me thats those disrespectful military wanna be right.
Cody: yeah all they talk about is basic training, but I'm too busy thinking of daddy.
Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but involves fire and staples.
You would look good in a Magnetic Tie.
A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.
Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.