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An odd being that resides in your computer. It is the Computer Virus that never goes away. The Sir Gay Ho watches your every move and at night it stalks you on every website you go to. You know a Sir Gay Ho is near whenever you hear the Pokemon theme Song. In fact it knows all of them by heart. During the day the Sir Gay Ho hibernates so that it may pester you once again at night.
Stephon is on his computer. All of a sudden, ( pokemon theme song plays) "I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was"
Sir Gay Ho jumps out of Stephon computer and starts singing every, yes every pokemon song and says ich haiybe Serrr Gay ho Herp Derp
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A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.
I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
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Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.
"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"
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A play on the early 90's rapper Sir-mix-Alot. Someone enthralled with the sound of their own voice. a person who you avoid conversations with because you know it will be a waste of a half hour of your life. An interchangeable derogatory term for someone who does something too much: sir-smokes-alot, sir-stinks-alot, sir-eats-alot, etc
thank sir-talks-alot, I wish we could sort this out tomorrow, but I don't have a free two-hours, so just send me an email.
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A person who assumes that he is superior to everyone else but is horribly, horribly wrong. He has a cocky attitude about him that tends to make most people angry, however, for some unknown reason he tends to enjoy it even more if someone does get angry at him. Typically he is the last one to get the jokes that are directed at him even though they are plainly obvious.
He plans to go to a university nearby for fear if he was to go to somewhere like MIT he might actually meet someone there who he would consider to be more intelligent than him. Heaven forbid that happen. Then he would have one less thing to brag about and a Sir-Brags-A-Lot must ALWAYS brag. They'll even brag about stupid things that most people wouldn't be proud of - like having a huge mouth. They love nothing more than being better than other people or showing others up. Even if they make a thirty-five on their ACT (which is a nearly perfect score) with their last breath they would still brag saying, "if I would've gotten any less than a thirty I would have been upset," even if all their friends made less than a thirty just to be a jerk.
Sir-Brags-A-Lots typically have little to no common sense even though they are what most people would call "book smart," for example: a Sir-Brags-A-Lot would try to lift the lid off of a vacuum sealed decicator (which needs slid off not lifted off), after being told that this would not work and then ask why it wouldn't open. They are also very bad in classes such as English.
A Sir-Brags-A-Lot is also thought to have a secret affair going on between him and his computer. Just as a warning, a Sir-Brags-A-Lot and his computer are a scary thing to behold. Watch out for those sticky cords! NEVER. EVER. Approach him while he is whispering sweet nothings to his darling. He might attack. Seriously. It is rumored that he has been considering leaving his beloved for a newer, younger model but no one is sure.
Signs of a Sir-Brags-A-Lot:
+ Arrogant, cocky attitude that no one likes.
+ Constant bragging.
+ Talks to people like they’re little kids, or inferior.
+ Often thought to be having an affair with their computer.
+ Seems to have a need to show people up.
+ Typically is slow when it comes to jokes.
+ Has little to no common sense but is what some people call “book smart.”
+ Likes to be a jerk.
+ Tends to be somewhat hypocritical and ironic.
If you meet someone who is a Sir-Brags-A-Lot you are doomed to forever here them brag about how much prettier, smarter, and oh-so-much-better they are than you even though they aren’t.
Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "If I would've made any less than a thirty on the ACT I would've been so mad!"
Ordinary Kid: "Stop bragging jackass."
Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "You're just jealous."
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Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "I was the only person in my math class who made an A. If anyone would've made higher than me I would've been really angry."
Ordinary Kid: "Does it look like I give a fuck? Stop bragging."
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A phrase used to exaggerate Paul McCartney’s name
person1: "Who is this Paul Mc-Car-knee guy anyway"
person2: "No it is Sir Paul MafuCkingCartney to you
bitch!!!!"
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One who backs out more often than not. Backing out becomes so common that it becomes an expectation for this person to do so. This expectation then becomes their identity.
Hey sir-dick-a-lot, are you actually going to hit me up tonight?
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