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The daughter and lyrical inspiration to white rapper Eminem. Apparently the only good thing to come out of marriage to Kim.
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Sebastian michaelis but hotter ( and an eel )
Person 1: " I LOVE JADE LEECH ! "
Person 2: " OMG AS YOU SHOULD "
The daughter of Aunt Becky from Full House. She got terrible grades throughout school because she isn’t smart and doesn’t apply herself. She is rich, entitled, and spoiled. She is also talentless at all sports so she lied and took someone’s hard earned spot on the crew team. She ruined someone’s ability to work hard and earn their way. She isn’t a good person and hasn’t even apologized for what she did.
Person 1 “I showed up early and waited patiently for a spot at the show, but someone’s kid showed up, bribed the bouncer and gets my spot!”
Person 2 “I bet it was Olivia Jade! She’s the worst and cheats her way through everything.”
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A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.
She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'
After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.
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jaded means tired, or worn out
mandarin, in the old Chinese world, means the highest in power and wisdom.
amy called the boss a jaded mandarin
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Jade is the guitar player of AFI (best band in the universe), and believe me can he play. Listening to him is amazing, but watching him is even more amazing- Jade is also very beautiful. Gorgeous and amazing- you'll never look at a man the same way again.
Part of the Straight Edge movement, looks great in pink, and has established the primitive yearning of "must... touch... beautiful... sideburns" in many people. Or maybe that's just me... whatever, Jade outstrips any word in the human vocabulary, he's that God-awfully wonderful. Beautiful. Sexy and the like.
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Eminem's cute daughter who appears in many of his songs. She was born on Dec. 25 1995 and her mother is Kim Mathers.
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