Lazy Fair

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

Lazy Maisy

a cute name for a female who is so ridiculously lazy its unbelievable.

My god Aisha hasnt done anything today, she is such a lazy maisy

Lazy-boii

A fuck-boy too lazy to get on top
Sexually active male who during intercourse resembles the recliner of similar name

"damn, did you hear about whats-his-face?"
"no, what?"
"Tina says he just laid there while they did it!"
"Wow, what a Lazy-boii."

Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.

The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.

Lazy Masturbation

The act of resting your hands in your pants and holding your genitals or butt, usually absentmindedly. It is usually mildly pleasurable, but is not done to get off.

"Woah, why do you have your hand in your pants?"
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."

Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.

I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.

Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy