Lazy-boii

A fuck-boy too lazy to get on top
Sexually active male who during intercourse resembles the recliner of similar name

"damn, did you hear about whats-his-face?"
"no, what?"
"Tina says he just laid there while they did it!"
"Wow, what a Lazy-boii."

Lazy Boi

The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.

They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.

Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”

Lazy Kade

When a drug dealer agrees to meet within a certain time period, and then refuses to return your phone calls for hours.

Dat motha fucka was supposed to be here two hours ago, now that lazy kade ain't answering my motha fuckin phone calls.

Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

lazy slug

Someone who isn’t active, doesn’t like to move around, and spends a lot of time on the couch or in bed.

“Man, Adam is a lazy slug.” “Bruh, that’s not cool. Only Sarah can say that.”

lazy dolphin

So like when your laying there and tired and someone is horny your partner rolls over and pops their ass and your grinding that shit until they get theirs. That’s the lazy dolphin and then you go to bed.

Tracy “I’m tired. Can we just do the lazy dolphin and got to bed?”

Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy