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An overly large sandwich which is at least slightly bigger then the persons mouth that is trying to eat it. As made famous in the 1960's cartoon Scooby-Doo. A Saggy sandwich is made out of anything and everything found in the fridge or pantry. For a sandwich to be considered a shaggy sandwich it must have the following.
1.More than two pieces of bread.
2.Atleast 4 kinds of meat.
3.It must have bacon. Note: Bacon does not count as one of your 4 meats. Bacon is an independent food group within the shaggy snadwich.
4.3 Types of cheese.
5.Atleast 1 Vegetable preferably lettuces or tomato.
6.Atleast 3 Sauces ex.Mustard
5.Something considered Unsandwich like. EX. Cake,brownies, or a doughnut.
If your sandwich has all of these things it can be considered a shaggy sandwich. Congratulations you are among the sandwich making elite.
You:Dude you got any swiss I'm making a shaggy sandwich but, I only have 2 types of cheese.
Friend: Ya it's in the fridge. There is some 3 week old pizza in there too if you want it.
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the wafer the priest gives during communion
(also referred to as christ sandwich)
a person visiting a catholic church asks, "what is that they're eating?" The reply, "that's a jesus sandwich!"
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One jerks off into his hand (into the palm) and then runs his palm over someone's face getting the cum all over him or her. (Preferably her)
Oh man, I was so turned on by Andrea I jerked off and then gave her the palm sandwich.
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The act of puting peanut butter on your penis and jelly in an elderly women's vagina, and proceeding to fuck her
Scott Junk gave that old bitch a dusty sandwich
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a sandwich made with the bread no one wants, (i.e. the ends of the loaf, using two different kinds of bread,) which mom usually gets stuck eating
Jan: Mmm, I sure am enjoying this grilled chicken and pesto on ciabatta!
Sue: Just wait until you have kids... then you'll be stuck with mom sandwiches like me.
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A mental condition similar to Freud's theory of penis envy; however, sandwich envy is not strictly limited to females. Sandwich envy occurs when one person has access to a delicious sandwich, and his/her friend(s) do(es) not. Symptoms of sandwich envy include hunger, jealousy, and apparent staring at the person with a sandwich. Thirst sometimes accompanies hunger, but this phenomenon is a rarity. Similar conditions exist with other tasty foods.
Person A is eating a sandwich during summer school break, while A's friends are watching. These friends suddenly feel hungry and are jealous of the sandwich-eater. They are encountering sandwich envy.
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Two pieces of bread, untoasted, with nothing on them. Served in a ziplock baggie.
I went to the conteniental breakfast and all the had was some Honeycomb and some Haji Sandwiches
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