back seat tease

A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.

Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

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tease one out

The act of masturbation when performed by a man.

Guy: "I'm just off to my room to tease one out"
Mum: "OK, but be quick, dinners nearly ready"

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cock tease band

Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.

Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!

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E-Teasing

Teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i.e. couldnt be arsed with foreplay

I spent 20 minutes on Redtube last night E-Teasing myself before I tackled the missus

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don't tease me

pronounced: (with length) Dooon't teeease me.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.

Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."

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[cock] tease

A girl at parties, who flirts with all the guys, gets really drunk, leads them on into a false sense of secruity and then blows them off.

"Yo man, did you get with her"

"Nah man"

"Why not, you were on it all night?"

"Nah man, she's a total cock tease"

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cone titted tease

1. A real tease who is abnormally proud of her cone shaped breasts.

2. Any trick who just wont mind her own business.

Ashley Judd needs to quit being such a cone titted tease all the time.

Meeeegan quit being such a cone titted tease!

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