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When your friend rolls his socks off his feet to the point it looks like a condom you take it and put it on to your hand (thus making a sock puppet condom) and proceed to fist your std filled slut.
I love to go puppet fisting with my best friends on the weekends in the dark.
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Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
She did WHAT? with WHOM?
Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.
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When a guy puts his fist in a girls pussy and a fist in her ass (at the same time) and then fist bumps them together.
*This can be done solo or with another person for ultimate female satisfaction
We gave this wookie bitch the fist bump the other day.
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When you Fist your nasty slut so hard that she orgasms so hard that she squirts like a fountain. There will usually be a substantial puddle...Some people will give her a reverse felching by licking up the liquid and spitting it back into her cunt.
I gave my slut the fisting fountain and nearly slipped in the puddle after she was done...I should have given her a reverse felching to save myself the clean-up.
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Cover your fist in Tabasco Sauce(TM) and shove it up a girls ass. Similar to lighting your ass on fire.
Hey babe, lets progress this relationship. Time for a flaming fist.
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More commonly known as the "Fist of Rage" or "Devil's Right Hook" (or left hook, for those fateful 10%), The Rage Fist is a psychokinetic attack, normally the summation of all the suffering the assailant has incurred in one or more lifetimes.
The rage fist has been observed to be manifested when directly provoked, physically or verbally, but is in no way premeditated. Much like instinct, it is a reflex attack, done out of haste or, as noted, out of Rage.
A direct hit has been known to not break, but *shatter* human bone, or permanently impair organ function. psychological effects have not been determined.
The parts of the body most vulnerable to the Rage Fist are the Sternum, the diaphragm, and the face. Care should be taken to avoid blows to the back, as paralysis is a possibility.
Crime Scene Investigator: "So can you tell me what happened to the victim?"
Inspector: "This man was not the victim."
CSI: "How do you know that?"
Inspector: "It's the way the face is concave. It's not like any other blunt force trauma, bone is smashed into bone here. This was done out of self-defense, and only the Devil knows what this man did to deserve this."
--overheard conversation at undisclosed crime scene.
*rage fist*
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A double fisting that incorporates both anal and vaginal penetration. Fists are then pumped in and out in manner similar to that of pistons in a engine.
I gave that filthy sow the piston fisting of her life.
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