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When one is drinking alcohol and goes to the bathroom then needs to go every 5 minutes or so.
Person 1: Damit, I really shouldn't have pee'd yet.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I just broke my pee seal, now I need to go every five minutes.
Noun. The digital marking of one's territory or role as the preeminent significant other to another person through social media. This marking of another's digital footprint can happen by way of consistent proliferation of the use of the hashtag "#person'sname" accompanying photos of the marker and marked on Twitter, for example, or consistent posting of photos that take advantage of Facebook facial recognition.
Since I broke up with Jen I haven't been able to get a date cause of all of her digital pee.
That really frustrating moment in our lives when you really need to go pee but you don't want to because you are lying comfortably in your bed. Usually occurs when you wake up in the middle of the night from your sleep.
Mike woke up at 3 a.m. and realized he was in some serious pee limbo after a heavy night of drinking. He ended up wetting the bed because he felt too comfortable to go to the bathroom even though it was a few steps away.
The clumps formed in a cat's litter-box when they pee and bury it.
I was cleaning out Molly's litter-box and I found three pee rocks.
Standing and peeing directly in the water with the door open
You've got some bros over and a few hotties, and as you're trying to impress the hotties, one of the bros goes to the bathroom and proceeds to pee loudly in toilet bowl with door open. He doesn't even try to aim on the porcelain, but goes directly in the water... "Really bro? Now's not the time to give us your pee performance!"
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Someone who follows you into a bathroom to continue a conversation and keeps on talking while you're doing your business
Liz is like a total pee stalker she totally followed me into the loo and wouldn't shut up it was so bad I got performance anxiety
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The act of urinating on another person in order to gain friendship or impress them.
...and I turned and I yelled, "Pee fight!" ... and I turned and I peed on him. HRRRNNG NYHRRRR!
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