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Gum thong

When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.

Oh damn that’s a nice looking gum thong you have there. Teach me how you do it.

by Extraivy September 23, 2019


Thong Li

Sexiest and the most gay-est in class, mostly attracted to boys due to tons of rejection from girls, is very gay when playing games

Friends: Guy's there's a Thong Li in our class.

by HorseChip November 22, 2021


clock thong

a thong for a clock.

person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"

by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 21, 2023


Put on my big girl thong

Face up to what you need to do.
Synonymous with “adulting”.

I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.

by Dumping Zone March 18, 2022


Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024


Toe Thong

Noun:
Thing that goes inbetwixt big toe and index toe on a flip flop

Fuck them damn toe thongs on flip flops. I like crocs cuz they ain't gottem

by Sp0bb August 30, 2022


schlong thong

A man thong that has a penis pouch a attachment

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.

by MachinegunKarley April 24, 2021